The Apple Of God's Eye

May 3, 2009

Attitude: It's All In How You Perceive The Problem!

Filed under: Attitude — melchia @ 6:40 pm
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There once was a woman who woke up one morning,  looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today?”

So she did  and  she  had a  wonderful  day.

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The next day she woke up,  looked in the mirror  and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

“H-M-M,” she said, 

“I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today?”

So she did  and  she  had  a  grand  day.

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The next day she woke up,  looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

“Well,” she said,  “today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.” 

So she did  and  she  had  a  really fun  day.

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Be kinder than necessary,

for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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Live simply,

Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly……
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…
It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Love generously, care deeply, speak kindly……


Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…
It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Jedi Officers: May the Police "Force" Be With You!

Filed under: Religion — melchia @ 6:07 am
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A police force appears to have some Star Wars fans in its midst, after eight of its officers recorded their religion as “Jedi”, it was revealed today.Strathclyde Police said the officers and two civilian staff had listed themselves as “Jedi” in voluntary diversity forms.Jane’s Police Review asked 55 forces across the UK how many employees had officially declared their religion as Jedi.It said Strathclyde Police was the only force to confirm that some of its staff had entered “Jedi”.In the 2001 Census for England and Wales around 390,000 people stated religion as “Jedi”. The Office for National Statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated them with the atheists.In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. Strathclyde is the largest police force in Scotland.It employees around 8,200 police officers and 2,800 police staff.
A police force appears to have some Star Wars fans in its midst, after eight of its officers recorded their religion as “Jedi”, it was revealed today.
Strathclyde Police said the officers and two civilian staff had listed themselves as “Jedi” in voluntary diversity forms.Jane’s Police Review asked 55 forces across the UK how many employees had officially declared their religion as Jedi.
It said Strathclyde Police was the only force to confirm that some of its staff had entered “Jedi”.In the 2001 Census for England and Wales around 390,000 people stated religion as “Jedi”. The Office for National Statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated them with the atheists.
In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. Strathclyde is the largest police force in Scotland.
It employees around 8,200 police officers and 2,800 police staff.A police force appears to have some Star Wars fans in its midst, after eight of its officers recorded their religion as “Jedi”, it was revealed today.Strathclyde Police said the officers and two civilian staff had listed themselves as “Jedi” in voluntary diversity forms.Jane’s Police Review asked 55 forces across the UK how many employees had officially declared their religion as Jedi.It said Strathclyde Police was the only force to confirm that some of its staff had entered “Jedi”.In the 2001 Census for England and Wales around 390,000 people stated religion as “Jedi”. The Office for National Statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated them with the atheists.In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. Strathclyde is the largest police force in Scotland.It employees around 8,200 police officers and 2,800 police staff.
“A police force is said to have some Star Wars fans in its midst, after eight of its officers recorded their religion as “Jedi.” Strathclyde Police said the officers and two civilian staff had listed themselves as “Jedi” in voluntary diversity forms. Jane’s Police Review asked 55 forces across the UK how many employees had officially declared their religion as Jedi. In the 2001 Census for England and Wales around 390,000 people stated religion as “Jedi.” In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. Strathclyde is the largest police force in Scotland. It employees around 8,200 police officers and 2,800 police staff.”

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